Thursday, February 21, 2008

American Idol 2/20/08

Just because Ryan Seacrest says it's the best Top 24 in Idol history, doesn't make it so. Certainly the contestants all look pretty, but this is supposed to be a singing competition. What good is the camera loving them if the microphone hates them?

Twenty of the warblers should be sent home immediately. Seriously, how hard is it to stay on key for the first note? If you're pitchy--as Randy would say--in the opening lyrics, a trap door should open up causing the competitor to fall down on to the set of the Jerry Springer Show where he/she will be beaten mercilessly by a midget bouncer.

In order to make it to the finale, I'm going to need some of Paula's drugs.

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