Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.
Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.
Minka Kelly
Accepted: This Friday Night Lights star just scored a fashion touchdown.
Rejected: What men want nurses to look like.
Drew Barrymore
Accepted: Modeling the Girl Scout uniforms for 2008.
Rejected: Representing the Kingdom of Slob-ovia...
Victoria Beckham
Accepted: Um, where does she plug it in when she goes out?
Rejected: Chernobyl has a gift shop?
Lucy Lui
Rejected: Not-So-Good 'N Plenty.
Rejected: From Charlie's Angels to the Andrew Sisters.
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