Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.
Note: The ones marked "Accepted" are my comments that got in. The ones marked "Rejected" are the ones that didn't.
Kate Walsh
Accepted: This little black dress makes a big statement.
Rejected: She makes men's privates practice.
Mischa Barton
Accepted: From The O.C. to Little House on the Prairie.
Rejected: It's Howdy Doody's sister, Dowdy Doody.
Kerry Washington
Rejected: Who is her desinger? Roy G Biv?
Rejected: What Liberace really wanted to wear.
Paris Hilton
Accepted: One of the creatures at the heavy-petting zoo?
Rejected: Mutual of Omaha's Girls Gone Wild Kingdom.
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3 comments:
Dude, you got robbed. Yours are MUCH funnier.
They really go for mild humor, don't they. You're too clever for them.
Well,they are a mainstream publication so you can't really blame them for choosing somewhat tame material. Plus they want to poke fun without actually offending the stars. It's not an easy job for either the editor or the writers. That's why we all submit several jokes per picture and hope that at least one of them strikes the right balance.
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