Flu Report

We're in the staring, coughing, head-throbbing, moaning phase. We're desperately trying to force ourselves to eat. Man cannot live on crackers alone.

You don't realize how much energy it takes to keep yourself and your surroundings clean until you don't have the energy it takes to keep yourself and your surroundings clean. If we're not better in a few days, I fear we will be wallowing in our own filth. We might as well get 30 cats.

Back to bed.