Somebody must have snuck in some weed to the McCall's Test Kitchen. How else can you explain Ham and Bananas Hollandaise? (At least I hope those are bananas.)
My husband calls it "barf inducing." I can't tell you how tempted I am to serve this to my guests on Christmas Eve.
6 medium bananasOnly in the midwest would six thin slices of ham equal 1/2 lb. I live in the Northeast where we have deli's and know how to use them. If we can't see through our meat, it doesn't get eaten.
1/4 cup lemon juice
6 thin slices of ham (about 1/2 lb.)
3 tablespoons prepared mustard
2 envelopes hollandaise sauce mix
1/4 cup light cream
Oh, I suppose I should also give you the directions.
1. Preheat oven to 400F.
2. Arrange ingredients in baking dish.
3. Clean up barf.
4. Apologize to guests and order pizza.
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2 comments:
What exactly is Hollandaise? Is it the essence of Holland? Oh, I know I could Google it and find out but it's so much more interesting to ignorantly mock it. (and it does look disgusting)
Well, they do smoke a lot of herb in Holland so perhaps, in this case, you are correct.
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