Thursday, December 20, 2007

Size Does Matter

Family-size bottles of shampoo are only good if you plan on wearing steel-toed boots into the shower. Yesterday, I dropped a 22.5 fl. oz. bottle (or 665 ml. for our Canadian friends) of Suave Naturals Tropical Coconut Shampoo (infused with coconut extract and vitamin E) and almost broke my foot.

Do you know how embarrassing it would be to fracture your tootsies with Suave? If you're going to be injured by shampoo, it should be with Paul Mitchell or Pantene or some other pricey product that begins with a "P". Not Suave! That would be like choking to death at Denny's.

In other health and beauty news, I walked past an endcap of deodorant at my local drug store and just above the display was a sign that read, "Makes A Perfect Stocking Stuffer." No, deodorant does not make a perfect stocking stuffer. Deodorant might just be the worst possible Christmas gift you could give. "Merry Christmas, Grandma! You smell like a goat."

2 comments:

JoeDeVito said...

Was there a banana peel in the shower?

Traci Skene said...

What are you implying, you sick twisted bastard?

There was no banana peel, but there was a monkey...and I don't mean Mickey Dolenz.