Monday, December 17, 2007

Rejected Us Weekly Fashion Police Jokes 3

I have been a Top Cop for Us Weekly's Fashion Police since 2001. (Why do men always call it "U.S." Weekly even when they see it spelled with a big "U" and a small "s"?)

Some weeks many of my jokes are published while other weeks I have to settle for just one or two. Below is a partial list of comments that never made it to the newsstand.

(My comment for Ashley Tisdale did make it in this week. "Is Ashley auditioning for a role in Ho School Musical?")

Demi Moore

Never let Demi fill the condiment bottles.

"I'll be back to finish the trim tomorrow."

Perez Hilton

The Easter Bunny has really let himself go.

Meet the newest Doodlebot.

A "Speedo bump" on Fashion Road.

Ashley Tisdale

What an exotic dancer wears to the library.


Somebody's been shopping at Cindy Lauper's yard sale.

The World Ballet Wrestling Federation.


"Take me to your leader."

Who are wearing? "Klaatu barada nikto!"

Take me to


Anonymous said...

That 'klaatu' reference was great! I bet not one person at that magazine got it!

Traci Skene said...

Sometimes you just gotta write 'em for yourself.